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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon!!!!

Four worms were placed into four separate jars:
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive!

So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service --

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,  begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

NEVER choke in a restaurant in the SOUTH!!

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My 6 unspectacular quirks are:  1) I'm a control freak (have to balance the checkbook to the penny). 2) I tend to be (even more) goofy when I'm drinking. 3) Mowing grass really relaxes me (glad I have a big yard). 4) My clothes have to be folded in a way that I don't need to iron very much. 5) I'm at my happiest when I'm spending time with my family and friends. 6) If a movie doesn't grab my attention in the first 15 minutes or so,  I'm outa there!  Wow, that's only 6.  I coulda kept goin for a while longer...LOL!

Here are the Rules of the game: 1) Link the person who tagged you. 2) Mention the rules in your blog. 3) Tell 6 unspectacular quirks about you. 4) Tag 6 other bloggers by linking them. 5) Leave a comment for each of your taggees to let them know they've been tagged.

Now on to my unsuspecting victims...errrrr...friends 1) shadow_cloud 2) California blues 3) Kerry 4) Kathryn M. Howls 5) theotherblonde 6) Why does everything... .  Have fun and thanks for playing!!!